Best Fantasy Football Team Names for 2024

We here at FTN Fantasy pride ourselves on some of the best analysis, stats and insights in the business to help you have the best possible fantasy football season – and the best fantasy football team names.

What follows is just about that last part.

Because while assembling and managing your roster requires intense preparation and well-researched opinions, picking your fantasy team name does not. It requires cleverness, relevance, maybe a smattering of dad-joke-ocity. So the rest of the FTN team and I have compiled our list of the best, worst and eye-rolling-est fantasy team names for 2024. There are more than 200 below for you to peruse and find the one that makes you roll your eyes the least (or most, if that’s your bag) to get you ready for all the research you’ll have to do in 2024.

Best Fantasy Football Team Names for 2024

No Team

• Now Here’s A Guy
• Dude, You’re Getting Goodell
• AI Michaels (no, but it’s, like, a.i. and not AL, because of the Olympics voice thing. Subtle!)
• Joe Buck Yourself
• Oh No Romo
• Touchy Feely
• Easy Herbstreit
• The Amazing World Of Gumbel

Arizona Cardinals

• Maserati Marv
• Starvin’ Marvin
• Always A McBridesmaid
• Kyler of Duty
• Kyler Soze
• Human Dortch
• 20% Tip Reiman
• Sorry Emari
• Zay It Ain’t So
• DeeJay Does Dallas
• Little Pascals
• Name That Tune
• Fire The Gannons

Atlanta Falcons

• Honey Bijan
• Bijan For Men
• Bed, Bath & Bijan
• Pitts & Giggles
• Drake London Bridge
• Les Cousins Dangeroux
• The Penix Mightier
• Full Mooney
• Walter Rondale
• Hey, You, Stay Off Of McCloud
• Doing Car Care Right: Heinicke
• My Other Brother KhaDarel
• The Younghoe And The Restless

Baltimore Ravens

• Brock Bowers Bring Zay Flowers
• Zay It Ain’t So
• I. Likely Score (or I. Likely Win)
• Yippy Ky Yay Justin Tucker
• Rashod Batman
• The Pillars Of Justice Hill
• Captain Ricard
• Hardy Party

Buffalo Bills

• Captain James Cook
• Shakir, Not Stirred
• Keon Lights
• Keon Moon
• Keon: The Professional
• Fort Knox
• Shorter And Sweet
• Return Of The Mack Hollins
• Your Bass Is Grass
• No Risk It, No Trubiskit
• Billy Ray O’Cyrus
• Sean McDermott Mulroney

Carolina Panthers

• Diontae’s Inferno
• Shrimp Fried Bryce
• Hooked On A Thielen
• No Hard Thielens
• Legette Up
• Go Legette It
• Brooks Brothers
• Chuba Bubba
• Chubawumba
• Miles Sanders From Tomorrowland
• A Thousand Miles Sanders From Nowhere
• Mingo Starr
• Evergreen Terrace

Chicago Bears

• Check Out The Hook While DJ Moore Revolves It
• When In Rome
• Rome Odunze Wasn’t Built In A Day
• All Roads Lead To Rome
• Rome Sweet Rome
• Rome Alone
• Rainbow Herbert
• 11 Herberts & Spices
• Marcedes Benz
• Demetric System
• High Velusity
• Travis Homer At The Bat

Cincinnati Bengals

• Can I Burrow $5?
• A Rolling Stone Gathers No Zack Moss
• You Make Me Gesicki
• My Dinner With Andrei
• Elizabeth Barrett Jake Browning
• Free Sample

Cleveland Browns

• Amari Not Sorry
• Amarican Nightmare
• Amarican Horror Story
• Amarican Idol
• Chubba Bubba
• Chubbawumba
• Judge Jeudy
• You Must Be Njoking
• Ford Focus
• Construction Foreman
• D’Onta’s Inferno
• Jameis Winston-Salem
• Jameis Winston Cup
• The Portrait Of Dorian Thompson-Robinson

Dallas Cowboys

• Tapes And CeeDees
• Baby Got Dak
• The Empire Strikes Dak
• The Book Of Ezekiel
• Beyond A Reasonable Dowdle
• Too Many Cooks
• Throwing Up Deuces
• Fools Cooper Rush In
• Save The Last Lance
• The Ceiling Is The Flournoy

Denver Broncos

• Courtland By Marriott
• Bo Knows
• Bro Nix
• Mims The Word
• Reynolds Wrap
• A Rough Estime
• High Self Estime
• Even And Audric
• Wilson, King Of Prussia
• Dulcich Tones
• Fishing For Trautman
• Sean Payton Place

Detroit Lions

• Amon Joy
• Jahmyr I Go Again On My Own
• Jahmyr Gibbs Racing
• LaPortaPotty
• On And Goff
• Shot Of Jameson
• Ordinary Peoples-Jones
• Dan Campbell’s Soup

Green Bay Packers

• Air Jordan Love
• Do You Believe In Love
• Jordan Love Don’t Cost A Thing (these don’t have to be accurate, he’s very expensive)
• Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo
• Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
• Cradle To The Musgrave
• Kraft Mac & Cheese
• Dontayvion Wicks: Chapter Two
• Malik Heath Bar
• Sean Clifford The Big Red Dog
• DuBose Sound System
• Matt LaFleur’s Eyebrows
• Matt Peter LaFleur

Houston Texans

• Wisdom Of The Stroud
• Nico Statute
• Nico-la
• Tank You Very Much
• Dude, You’re Getting Tank Dell
• Dank Tell
• Diggs In A Blanket
• Unlimited Mixons
• Catalina Wine Mixon
• Metch Please
• Green Akers
• Hot Stover League
• Truth Or Dare Ogunbowale
• Skowronekles Of Narnia

Indianapolis Colts

• Greek God Adonai
• Josh Touch Downs
• Smart Alec
• Sunday Sermon
• Wacko For Flacco
• Steichens And Stones

Jacksonville Jaguars

• Etienne: The Extraterrestrial
• The Trevor Lawrence Project
• Trevor Lawrence Welk
• Return Of The Mac Jones
• Tank You Very Much

Kansas City Chiefs

• Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend
• Mahomes Depot
• Rashee Rice-A-Roni
• Rashee Sells Seashells By The Seashore
• We’re Not Worthy
• Hollywood Sign
• The Skyy’s The Limit
• Keaontay’s Inferno
• Trouble With The Irv
• Toney! Toni! Toné!
• Toney & Clyde
• Wiley Coyote
• Deneric Prince Of Thieves
• The Butker Did It
• Apollo Creed Humphrey

Las Vegas Raiders

• Davante’s Inferno
• Brock Bowers Bring Zay Flowers
• Brock & Roll
• Jakobi Meyers-Briggs
• Mayer Of Kingstown
• Aidan O’Farva
• The Constant Gardner
• Dax AA Milne

Los Angeles Chargers

• Rainbow Herbert
• 11 Herberts & Spices
• Out With The Ladds
• McConkey Kong
• Not Like Gus
• Rockin’ Dobbins
• Baby Chark

Los Angeles Rams

• Stafford Infection
• Sippy Kupp
• Movin’ On Kupp
• Puka Shell Necklace
• Public Corum
• Show Some De-Corum
• Walk In The Parkinson
• Great Boston Scott
• Stetson Hat
• Garoppolo Shirt
• Putting On My Stetson Hat And Garoppolo Shirt (whatever y’all, it tickles me)

Miami Dolphins

• Ball And Achane
• Waddle Service
• Dude, You’re Getting Odell
• Tua Death Do Us Part
• Tua For The Money
• Tua Lipa
• Hawk Tu- (I’m stuffed into a bag and dragged off for even hinting at that overplayed meme)
• Arts & Cracrafts
• Oops! All Berrios

Minnesota Vikings

• Air Jordan Addison
• JJ McCarthyism
• Hey Darnold
• Darnold Schwarzenegger
• Ty Raymond Chandler
• Robert Tonyan And His Big Blue Ox

New England Patriots

• Mother Drake Maye I
• DeMario Brothers
• Kendrick Bourne Identity
• DeVante’s Inferno
• Jalen & Jacoby
• James K. Ja’Lynn Polk
• Simon & Smith-Schuster
• Bad JuJu
• Hula Hooper
• Don’t Worry Be Zappe
• Hold The Mayo

New Orleans Saints

• The Floor Is Olave
• Olave Maria
• Digital Kamara
• Double En-Kendre
• Cedrick The Entertainer
• The Island Of Foster Moreau
• The Sorcerer’s A.Prentice
• Baby Rattler
• Nathan’s Famous Peterman
• Grupe Project

New York Giants

• Won’t You Be My Nabers
• Next Door Nabers
• Devin Dingleberry
• Not All Who Wan’Dale Are Lost
• Jalin Hyatt Regency
• You Mess With Daboll You Get The Horns

New York Jets

• Cool Breece
• Breece Hall & Oates
• Breeces Christ
• Try That In A Hall Town
• Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
• My Abanikanda Don’t Want None

Philadelphia Eagles

• Clear Eyes, Full Hurts, Can’t Lose
• Love Hurts
• Hurts Rental Car
• Pickett Line
• Midnight In Paris
• Tyrion Lannister Davis-Price
• Hey Sirianni

Pittsburgh Steelers

• Slim Pickens
• French Freiermuth
• Roman Soldiers
• Mr. Unlimited
• Wilson, King Of Prussia
• Fields Of Dreams
• Extension Cordarrelle

San Francisco 49ers

• Down & Purdy
• Purdy Love
• Aiyukidding Me
• Kittle Crotch Shot
• Pretty Ricky
• Pearsall Pressure
• Third And Jauan
• Apple Juszczyk
• BeetleJuszczyk

Seattle Seahawks

• DKNY
• Metcalf Me In Vegas
• Lockett Up
• Human Geno Project
• I’m Sorry Smith Jaxon
• Fine Bottle Of Charbonnet
• Sip Of Charbonnet
• Kenny McIntosh Apple
• Jake Bobo The Clown
• Thurston Howell III
• American Pharaoh

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

• Stairway To Evans
• Godwin’s Law
• Curtis Baker Mayfield
• Mayfields & McCoys
• Lucky Bucky
• Brewster’s McMillans
• Picking C.Otton
• Sterling Silver
• The Annexstad Of Texas
• Super Bowles

Tennessee Titans

• Ridley’s Believe It Or Not
• Calvin Ridley Scott
• Pollard Greens
• Tyler Boyd Crowder
• Chig Time
• Thingamachig
• Mason Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
• Whatchu Talkin’ About Willis
• Nick Folk Music

Washington Commanders

• Dennis Ekelersley
• McLaurin Automotive
• The House And The Sinnott
• Sinnotty-Nosed Kids
• The Truth Ertz
• Phil Sam Hartman
• Sam Hartman, Sam Hartman
• Everything Pops With Pringle
• Michael Wiley Coyote
• Jeremy McNichol And Dime

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