2024-2025 NHL Season Preview: Best Fantasy Hockey Team Names

You can draft the best fantasy hockey team roster, pick up the savviest waiver claims, make the smartest start/sit decisions, take home a title. But if your team name is “Dave’s Roster X,” you still failed.

(Maybe that’s harsh! But c’mon, have a good team name.)

With the 2024-2025 NHL season about to start, the FTN team and I got together to come up with our favorite fantasy hockey team names for this season. We have weird references, bad puns, some of the dad-joke-iest wordplay possible. There are more than 200 below, sorted by team. Scroll through and find your team name, or at least find your inspiration.

Best Fantasy Hockey Team Names for 2024-2025

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Moves Like Jagr
To The Lindros, To The Wall
Venti Paul Coffey
I Made A Messier
Steph Kurri
Jeremy Roenick Class Today
The Puck Stops Here
Let’s Do That Hockey
Hull And Oates
Barry Melrose Place
The Great Gretzky
Kendruck Lamundqvist
My Wife Bought A Stanley Cup

Anaheim Ducks

Fair Or Fowler
Killorn Or Be Killed
License To Killorn
Olen Renee Zellweger
LaCombe Your Hair
Peppermintyukov
Dansk Dansk Revolution
Dostal Service

Boston Bruins

Talk To Your Pastrnak
When The Saints Go Marchand In
Christmas Hampus
Johnny Beecher Stowe
Farinacci Sequence
Sneak Peeke

Buffalo Sabres

Don’t Worry Dahlin
Alex Tuch Rule
Principal Skinner
Krebs Cycle
Sleeping With The Poolman
Tage Against The Machine

Calgary Flames

Emperor Kuzmenko
Justin Kirkland Brand
Mickey Kevin Rooney
Keep Gridin
Mantha Ray
Pachal’s Triangle
House Of The Drydens

Carolina Hurricanes

Stop Trying To Make Svech Happen
Staaled Out
William Carrier Pigeon
Online Chatfield
Tony Beverly DeAngelo
Honkaburger
Aho New World
Wish You Were Here, Gotsisbehere

Chicago Blackhawks

Bedard And Breakfast
Second-Best Bedard
Bedard, Bath & Beyond
The Taylor Hall Problem
Leonardo And Donato
Donato’s Pizza
Vlasic Pickle

Colorado Avalanche

Meet Your Makar
One If By Landeskog
Jean-Luc Picard Foudy
Oskar The Grouch
Yes Ahcan
Justus Is Blind

Columbus Blue Jackets

Art For Artturi’s Sake
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Severson
Wilford Brindley
Dick Van Riemsdyk
Beijing Chinakhov
Go Danforth And Multiply
Elvis Merzlikins Has Left The Building

Detroit Red Wings

Dylan Barry Larkin
St. Patrik’s Day
Chiarots Of Fire
Patrick Kane In The Membrane
Why You Always Lyon?
Snively Whiplash
Get In While The Gettinger’s Good

Edmonton Oilers

Bobby Bouchard
Principal Skinner
Evander Kane In The Membrane
Star Of McDavid, Draisaitl Of Clay
McDavid And Goliath
Something’s Rotten In The State Of Janmark
Savoie-Faire
Hoefenmayer Disease
Sour, By Olivier Rodrigue

Florida Panthers

All Barkov, No Bite
Tkachuk Norris
Sourdif Starter
Something Up My Steeves
Entwistle Past The Graveyard
Bobrovsky For Apples

Los Angeles Kings

Byfield, Land Or Sea
Charlamagne Tha Gawdin
Tyler Madden Curse
Jeppson’s Malott
Google Chromiak
Hans Ziemmer
Angus Corner Booth
Me Tie Doughty Walker
Hicketts Fence

Minnesota Wild

Like A Spurgeon
Sound and Fleury
Hunter Haight And Weight
Riley Heidt And Weight
Reese’s Pieces
Mailer Daemon Hunt
Kyle Masters, A Tradition Unlike Any Other
David Sissy Spacek

Montreal Canadiens

Judge, Juraj And Executioner
Hutson Bay
Kirby Vacuum
Donate A Riley Kidney
Save Big Money at Harvey-Pinards
Spanish Armia
Cole-den Caufield
Mesar Arizona

Nashville Predators

Roman Holiday
The Outlaw Josi Wales
Filip Flop
Orange Juuse Saros
O, O, O, O’Reilly
Marchessault With A Deadly Weapon
Skjai It Ain’t So
Josi’s Girl
Baba O’Rielly

New Jersey Devils

Meier Of Kingstown
Teach Me How To Dougie Hamilton
Curtis Lazar Wolf
Hey You, Get Off Of McLeod
Fruit By The Nolan Foote
Tomas Tatar Tots
Steak Tatar
Belle And SeBastian
Hatakka Matata

New York Islanders

I Do Duclair
I Duclair Bankruptcy
Pierre Bill Engvall
What The Clutterbuck
Once, Tyce, Three Times A Thompson
Batman And Robin Salo

New York Rangers

Art For Artemi’s Sake
20^th Century Fox
Panarin Bread
I Knew You Were Trouba When You Walked In
Prison Groulx
McCarnival-Barker
Scoring Roobroeck
Othmann Prophecy
Karma Chmelar
Kaapo Kakko & Dot
Harpur’s Bazaar

Ottawa Senators

Bed, Batherson & Beyond
Pinto Bean
Jake Sanderson Sisters
Tkachuk Norris
Hermione And Crookshank
Mr. Fizer
Hamonic Convergence
Kleven Deadly Sins
Leevi Strauss
Ullmark — When You Care Enough To Send The Very Best

Philadelphia Flyers

Sanheim Steamroller
Blunt Foerster
Morgan Frost/Nixon
Battleships And Desnoyers
Pushed To The Bobby Brink
Infinite Zayde Wisdom
Scientific Progress Goes Bonk

Pittsburgh Penguins

Sidney Crosby, Stills & Nash
Cradle To The Graves
Tom And Jarry
Jarry Seinfeld
Aho New World
Respect Your Ellers
Belle And Sebastian Aho

San Jose Sharks

Ford vs. Ferraro
Salt Water Toffoli
The Bordeleau Region
Innocent Bystedter
Haute Couture
Sturm And Drang
Collin Steffi Graf
Kasper The Friendly Ghost
Friends Star Kevin Labanc
Vlasic Pickle
Askarov And Answered

Seattle Kraken

The Paris Daccord
ErmahGourde
A Miller-Goyette Production
Eberle Brothers
Marian The Librarian
Electric Eeli
Who Is Kailer Soze?
How I Met Your Montour

St. Louis Blues

Binnington Steele
Like A Good Neighbours
Won’t You Be My Neighbours
La Femme Nikita Alexandrov
Saad Story
Send Me A Faksa
Gold And Sylvegard
Matthew Kessel Run

Tampa Bay Lightning

La Femme Nikita Kucherov
Nerdy And Geekie
Maxim Groshev Magazine
Summer Raddysh Salad
You Make A Good Brayden Point
Perbix Chicken Sub

Toronto Maple Leafs

Auston City Limits
Nylander — There Can Be Only One
Big Jegren and Liljegren
Pontus Pilate
Something Up My Steeves
Hakanpaa Matata

Utah Hockey Club

Jungle Crouse
The Agozzino And The Ecstasy
Artem Dudabides
Dallas Maveric Lamoureux
Hannah Montana Onyebuchi

Vancouver Canucks

Filip Flop
North Dakota Joshua
South Dakota Joshua
Forever And Ever, Aman
Tristen Nielsen Ratings
Vidal Sasson
Ratytouille
Pour Me A Heinenken
Kiefer Sherwood Forest
Patera Bread Company

Vegas Golden Knights

Eichel Tower
Alvin, Simon And Shea Theodore
Hertl Rental Car
Monica And Chandler Stephenson
Close Shave America, Close Shave Barbashev
Captain Morelli’s Mandolin
Samsonov And Delilah

Washington Capitals

Saturday Night Fehervary
Oshie Can You See
Mario And Oshie
Sweet Ovechkin Music
Captain Sgarbossa
Cristall Champagne
Summer Raddysh Salad

Winnipeg Jets

Go To Hellebuyck
Ehlers Damlos
Venus DeMelo
Cousin Mason Appleton
Chaz Lucius Malfoy
Fast And The Furious’s Dominic Toninato
Natural Lundmark
Logan Stanley Dean Witter
Dasvidaniya Comrie