Best Fantasy Football Team Names for 2025

We here at FTN Fantasy pride ourselves on some of the best analysis, stats and insights in the business to help you have the best possible fantasy football season — and the best fantasy football team names.

What follows is just about that last part.

Because while assembling and managing your roster requires intense preparation and well-researched opinions, picking your fantasy team name does not. It requires cleverness, relevance, maybe a smattering of dad-joke-ocity. So the rest of the FTN team and I have compiled our list of the best, worst and eye-rolling-est fantasy team names for 2025. There are more than 350 below for you to peruse and find the one that makes you roll your eyes the least (or most, if that’s your bag) to get you ready for all the research you’ll have to do in 2025.

Bes Fantasy Football Team Names for 2025

No Team

Now Here’s A Guy
Dude You’re Getting Goodell
Joe Buck Yourself
Oh No Romo
Touchy Feely
Easy Herbstreit
Chicken Jockeys
Skibidi Rizz

Arizona Cardinals

Kyler of Duty
Kyler Soze
Always A McBridesmaid
Maserati Marv
Starvin’ Marvin
Human Dortch
Trey Benson The Butler
20% Tip Reiman
Sorry Emari
Zay It Ain’t So
DeeJay Does Dallas
Name That Tune
Shout Out Of A Gannon
Fire The Gannons

Atlanta Falcons

Honey Bijan
Bijan Al Gaib
Bijan For Men
Bed, Bath & Bijan
Pitts & Giggles
Kyle Pitts’ Year
Drake London Bridge
The Penix Mightier
Les Cousins Dengeroux
Full Mooney
Hey, You, Stay Off Of McCloud
My Other Brother KhaDarel
The Younghoe And The Restless

Baltimore Ravens

Brock Bowers Bring Zay Flowers
Zay It Ain’t So
I. Likely Score/I. Likely Win
Rashod Batman
The Pillars Of Justice Hill
Captain Ricard
Fools Cooper Rush In
Keep Me In The Tyler Loop

Buffalo Bills

Hailee Steinfeld’s Husband
Captain James Cook
Shakir, Not Stirred
Keon Lights
Keon Moon
Keon: The Professional
Fort Knox
Ray Davis Of Sunshine
Your Bass Is Grass
No Risk It, No Trubiskit
Billy Ray O’Cyrus
Sean McDermott Mulroney

Carolina Panthers

Tet Offensive
King Tet
Don’t Call Me Tet
Brewster’s McMillans
Shrimp Fried Bryce
Hooked On A Thielen
No Hard Thielens
Legette Up
Go Legette It
Chubawumba
Brooks Brothers
Beyond A Reasonable Dowdle
Etienne: The Extraterrestrial
Can Of Coker
Renfrow Valley
Dominique Dafney And Velma

Chicago Bears

Check Out The Hook While DJ Moore Revolves It
When In Rome
Rome Odunze Wasn’t Built In A Day
All Roads Lead To Rome
Rome Sweet Rome
Rome Alone
Beast Of Burden
All’s Fair In Loveland War
Secret Bagent Man
Travis Homer At The Bat

Cincinnati Bengals

Can I Burrow $5?
Kendrick Ja’Marr
Kendric Lamar
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Zack Moss
You Make Me Gesicki
My Dinner With Andrei
Elizabeth Barrett Jake Browning
Free Sample
All Gave Some, Some Gave Erick All

Cleveland Browns

Judge Jeudy
You Must Be Njoking
Build Me A She-Shedeur
You Shedeur About That?
Dr. Quinshon, Medicine Woman
Wynona Judkins
Pickett Line
Ford Focus
Wacko For Flacco
Brenda And Dillon
Brenda And Dylan
Hard The Harold Fannin Sings
Fannin Of The Opera

Dallas Cowboys

Tapes And CeeDees
Baby Got Dak
The Empire Strikes Dak
Lamb Of Goedert
Slim Pickens
Mingo Starr
Miles Sanders From Tomorrowland
A Thousand Miles Sanders From Nowhere
Throwing Up Deuces
The Ceiling Is The Flournoy
Joe Milton Berle

Denver Broncos

Courtland By Marriott
Bo Knows
Bro Nix
Mims The Word
RJ Harley Davidson
RV Harvey
Even And Audric
A Rough Estime
High Self Estime
Fishing For Trautman
Doin’ It For The Engram
Sean Payton Place

Detroit Lions

Amon Joy
Jahmyr I Go Again On My Own
Jahmyr Gibbs Racing
LaPortaPotty
On And Goff
Shot Of Jameson
Driving A TeSlaa
Dominic Lyle Lovett
Jake Bates Motel
Dan Campbell’s Soup

Green Bay Packers

Air Jordan Love
Do You Believe In Love?
Jordan Love Don’t Cost A Thing
Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo
Kraft Mac & Cheese
Cradle To The Musgrave
Dontayvion Wicks: Parabellum
Malik Heath Bar
Cory And MarShawn
Savion Private Ryan
Sean Clifford The Big Red Dog
Whatchu Talkin’ About Willis
Matt LaFleur’s Eyebrows
Matt Peter LaFleur

Houston Texans

Wisdom Of The Stroud
Nico Statute
Nico-La
Unlimited Mixons
Catalina Wine Mixon
Tank You Very Much
Dude, You’re Getting Tank Dell
Dank Tell
Metch Please
The First Noel
Truth Or Dare Ogunbowale
Diontae’s Inferno
Oops! All Berrios!
Hot Stover League
Elementary, Justin Watson

Indianapolis Colts

Warren Peace
Josh Touch Downs
Smart Alec
Greek God Adonai
Diagon Alie-Cox
Rainbow Herbert
11 Herberts & Spices
Steichens And Stones

Jacksonville Jaguars

Duuuuuuvaaaaalllll
The Trevor Lawrence Project
Trevor Lawrence Welk
Etienne: The Extraterrestrial
Tank You Very Much
Winning Bigsby
Darn Tuten
One If By Land, Two If Bhayshul
Getting’ Some Strange
Johnny Mundt Cake

Kansas City Chiefs

Bundlerooski!
Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend
Mahomes Depot
Rashee Rice-A-Roni
Rashee Sells Seashells By The Seashore
We’re Not Worthy
Hollywood Sign
Simon & Smith-Schuster
Bad JuJu
JuJu Siwa
We Could Be Jalen Royals
The Skyy’s The Limit
Wiley Coyote
Apollo Creed Humphrey
The Constant Gardner
Don’t Worry Be Zappe
The Butker Did It

Las Vegas Raiders

Brock Bowers Bring Zay Flowers
Brock & Roll
Jeanty In A Bottle
Jeantyfication
Laddies And Jeantymen
Ashton To Ashton, Dust To Dust
A Jeanty Look
Jakobi Meyers-Briigs
Human Geno Project
Raheem The Dream
Sincere-ly Yours
Collon Baton Rouge
Aidan O’Farva
Christmas Carroll

Los Angeles Chargers

Rainbow Herbert
11 Herberts & Spices
Out With The Ladds
McConkey Kong
Laddies And Jeantymen
“Ice Box,” By Omarion Hampton
Save The Last Lance

Los Angeles Rams

Stafford Infection
Davante’s Inferno
Puka Shell Necklace
Sound The Kyrens
Kyren Song
Public Corum
Show Some De-Corum
Stetson Hat
Garop-polo Shirt
Putting On My Stetson Hat And Garop-polo Shirt

Miami Dolphins

Ball & Achane
Waddle Service
Tua Death Do Us Part
Tua For The Money
Tua Lipa
Dr. Quinn Ewers, Medicine Woman
American Pharaoh

Minnesota Vikings

JJ McCarthyism
Air Jordan Addison (or Air Jordan Mason)
Walter Rondale
Ty Raymond Chandler
Thurston Howell III

New England Patriots

Mother Maye I
Diggs In A Blanket
TreVeyon And The Hendersons
TreVeyon My Wayward Son
DeMario Brothers
DeMario And Luigi
DeVante’s Inferno
James K. Ja’Lynn Polk
Return Of The Mack Hollins
Kendrick Bourne Identity
Hula Hooper
I Love Brock Lampe

New Orleans Saints

Shough Some Corn
Aw Shoughs
Digital Kamara
Olave Maria
The Floor Is Olave
Too Many Cooks
Baby Rattler
Devin Neal Before Zod
Ordinary Peoples-Jones
Double En-Kendre
Cedrick The Entertainer
The Island Of Foster Moreau
High Velusity
Grupe Project

New York Giants

Sorry Miss Jaxson
Dart Throw
Wilson, King Of Prussia
Mr. Unlimited
Next Door Nabers
Won’t You Be My Nabers
Not All Who Wan’Dale Are Lost
Jameis Winston-Salem
Jameis Winston Cup
Tommy DeVito And Rhea Perlman
Devin Dingleberry
Jalin Hyatt Regency
You Mess With Daboll You Get The Horns

New York Jets

Cool Breece
Breece Hall & Oates
Breeces Christ
Fields Of Dreams
Josh Reynolds Wrap
Pet Lazard

Philadelphia Eagles

Clear Eyes, Full Hurts, Can’t Lose
Love Hurts
Hurts Rental Car
Lamb Of Goedert
DeVonta’s Inferno
Hatfields & McCords
Evergreen Terrace
The Portrait Of Dorian Thompson-Robinson

Pittsburgh Steelers

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Mason Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Metcalf Me In Vegas
DKNY
French Freiermuth
Lose Poor, Gainwell
Roman Soldiers
Extension Cordarrelle
Sunday Sermon
Skowronekles Of Narnia
Will Or Won’t Howard

San Francisco 49ers

Down & Purdy
Purdy Love
Aiyukidding Me
Third And Jauan
Pretty Ricky
Pearsall Pressure
Kittle Crotch Shot
Return Of The Mac Jones
Apple Juszczyk
BeetleJuszczyk

Seattle Seahawks

I’m Sorry Smith Jaxon
Sippy Kupp
Movin’ On Kupp
Hey Darnold
Darnold Schwarzenegger
Fine Bottle Of Charbonnet
Sip Of Charbonnet
Tory Horton Hears A Who
Whigs & Torys
Kenny McIntosh Apple
Jake Bobo The Clown
Milroes & Columns

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Stairway To Evans
Godwin’s Law
Emeka Mistake
Emeka Da Pizza
Hard-Boiled Egbuka
Curtis Baker Mayfield
Mayfields & McCoys
Lucky Bucky
Brewster’s McMillans
Picking C.Otton
Sterling Silver
Sean Tucker Must Die
Super Bowles

Tennessee Titans

Calvin Ridley Scott
Ridley’s Believe It Or Not
Cam Ward Department Store
Psych Ward
Maternity Ward
Levis Jeans
Lord Of The Ayomanor
Lockett Up
Thingamachig
Chig Time
Pollard Greens
Asparagus Spears
No. 1 Gunnar
Tyrion Lannister Davis-Price
Mythological Chimere
You Slye Dog

Washington Commanders

McLaurin Automotive
Dennis Ekelersley
The Truth Ertz
Love Ertz
The House And The Sinnott
Sinnotty-Nosed Kid
Phil Sam Hartman
Sam Hartman, Sam Hartman
Jeremy McNichol And Dime
John Bates Motel