Drafting players, setting lineups, working the waiver wire … it’s all hard. But the hardest part of the fantasy baseball season might be the first part: Your team name.

You want to be interesting. You don’t want to be too esoteric. You don’t want to have the default (my brother-in-law’s team name has been “Ric’s Rad Team” for years, and I want to fight him over it). You want to set the tone. It’s hard!

The FTN Fantasy team and I have spent the last week coming up with some of the best, worst and most eye-rolling team names for the 2025 season, and today I’m offering them up. There are over 300 name options below, sorted by team. Find your team, find your player, find your pun. You’ll probably want to tweet me to express the dad-joke-ness of some of them, and that’s fine, I wear my badge proudly. Some of these are great! Some probably aren’t. But there are a lot of options for you for 2025.

(Once you pick your fantasy baseball team name, check out our custom MLB projections and rankings to dominate your league!)

Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2025

Generic or Not Team-Specific

• WAR, What Is It Good For?
• Pitch Don’t Kill My Vibe
• Weird Flexen But OK
• Ratso Rizzo
• Rizzo the Rat
• Gallo’s Humor
• Kevin Pillar of Salt
• I Am Not Drinking Any Bleeping Margot
• January Sixto Sanchez

Arizona Diamondbacks

• Christmas Carroll
• Pot Calling the Ketel Marte
• Ketel Corn
• Marte Party
• Gallen of Milk
• McCarthyism
• When You’re a Hammer, Everything Is a Naylor
• Who Pfaadted?
• Pfaadt Tuesday
• Go Forth and Mantiply
• Smart Alek Thomas
• Ladies and Lourdes
• Merrill Lynch
• Pavin My Baby
• Was the Ginkel There?
• House in the Hampsons
• Hockey Puk
• Rene Pinto Beans

Atlanta Braves

• Acuña Matata
• Ronald McDonald
• O-O-O-O Riley
• Wizard of Ozzie
• Spencer’s Gifts
• Everything-Must-Go Sale
• Ozuna Layer
• Profar, So Good
• Arcia Cola
• Reynaldo’s Wrap
• Schwellenbach, Texas
• Julio Iglesias
• Raisel and Grind
• Respect Your Elder
• What a Bummer
• Pierce Johnson, Prince Albert

Baltimore Orioles

• No. 1 Gunnar
• Men Behaving Adley
• Holliday Season
• Cedric the Entertainer
• Storm the Mountcastle
• Sixteen TONs
• The Blue and the Grayson
• Morton Salt
• Cosmo Kremer
• Not Brad, Just Bradish
• Seranthony Hopkins

Boston Red Sox

• Deverending Story
• Mi Casas Es Su Casas
• Mario and Yoshida
• Michelangelo and Rafaela
• Duran Duran
• Learn to Crochet
• “Bello” – The Minions
• Veronica Vaughn Grissom
• Buehler? Buehler?
• Giolito Deck
• (Whispers) That’s Chappie
• Hendriks Lamar
• F Murray Abraham Toro
• Three Weissert Men

Chicago Cubs

• Kyle Tucker Must Die
• Murder of Crow-Armstrong
• Reese’s Pieces
• Down on the Hoerner
• Around the Hoerner
• Happ-y Days
• Swanson TV Dinner
• Swansong
• Seiya Later
• Canario in the Coal Mine
• Steele Driving Man
• The Greatest Shota
• Eagle’s Taillon
• Elvis Pressly
• Berti and Ernie
• Wicks Vapo-Rub
• Country Music Superstar Colin Rea
• Bickford Tools

Chicago White Sox

• No Pun Benintendi
• Simon & Shuster
• Bottle of Dalbec
• Veronica Andrew Vaughn
• Judge, Drury and Executioner
• Drury Calls
• A.C. Austin Slater
• Lenyn Sammy Sosa
• Vladimir Lenyn
• John Lenyn
• We Dog Colson Together
• Jonathan Cannon to the Left of Them
• Fraser Crane Ellard
• Carlos Cam Booser

Cincinnati Reds

• Back to Back, Elly to Elly
• Elly De La Snooze
• Hunter Greene with Envy
• Steer the Car
• Spencer’s Gifts
• Marte Party
• ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRTSUWXYZ (Noelvi)
• Lux Capacitor
• Lux Bonteri
• Bad Lux
• Burning the Candelario at Both Ends
• Let’s Go to the Moll
• YOLO Lodolo
• Wade Miley Cyrus

Cleveland Guardians

• Stop Looking at Me Kwan
• Stop! Or My Kwan Will Shoot
• Who’s the Manzardo
• When You’re a Hammer, Everything Is a Naylor
• Firefly Lane Thomas
• By Brennan
• David Small Fry
• Carlos Santana, So Smooth
• Bieber Mania
• Clase Is in Session
• Over the Hedges

Colorado Rockies

• They’re Good Dogs, Brenton
• Brenton Doyle Rules
• Tovar, So Good
• Beedle the Bard
• Kyle Farmer Tan
• Bad Gilbreath
• The Girl Who loved Tanner Gordon

Detroit Tigers

• Colt .45
• Reese’s Pieces
• Jungian Psychology
• Spencer’s Gifts
• Tork and Mindy
• Too Much Torkelson
• Skubal Diving
• Skubal Snacks
• Jobe Bluth
• The McKinstry of Magic
• Maeda Mistake
• Cobb Salad

Houston Astros

• Bang the Trash Can Slowly
• Air Yordan
• New Pair of Yordans
• Thanksgiving Day Paredes
• Chas Reinhold
• Beta Caratini
• Player Hader
• Bennett Sousaphone
• Spencer’s Gifts
• Arrighetti and Meatballs
• Ronel Benny Blanco
• I See London, J.P. France

Kansas City Royals

• Brevity Is the Soul of Witt
• Too Legit to Witt
• Kyle Isbel and the 400 Unit
• East India Company
• My Cousin Vinnie Pasquantino
• Freddy Felix Fermin
• We Dug Cole Together
• General McArthur
• Wacha Wacha
• Strattonmatic

Los Angeles Angels

• Tungsten Arm O’Doyle
• Fishing for Trout
• Cocker Schanuel
• Neto, Cool
• Taylor Ward Cleaver
• Dude, You’re Getting Adell
• Achilles Rendon
• Soler Power
• Kieboom Goes the Dynamite
• Come On Get O’Hoppe
• Show Me the Moniak
• Hendricks Lamor
• North (or South) Dakota Hudson
• Yusei Goodbye, I Say Hello
• Kevin Newman’s Own

Los Angeles Dodgers

• The Shohei Kid
• Ohtani’s Bookie
• Place Your Betts
• Matthew Stafford’s Childhood Friend
• Call JG Wentworth, 877-Glasnow
• Teoscar the Grouch
• Funky Muncy
• Will Smith, the Fresh Prince
• What’s That Snell
• Roki and Bullwinkle
• Snells Like Skenes Spirit
• Confortoble
• Kirby Vacuum Cleaners
• Where Is the Roki Remote?
• Mario and Yoshinobu
• Ask Your Doctor If Graterol Is Right for You
• Three Strikes and You’re Outman
• Danny Tanner Scott
• Barnes Door
• Emmet Sheehan’s Jug-Band Christmas
• Dustin May I?

Miami Marlins

• Lord of the Rings: The Two Stowers
• Always a Bridesmaid, Never Jonah Bride
• Jonah Father of the Bride
• Norby and Daggett
• Otto Racing
• Woo-Suk Go Away
• Griffin Jeff Conine

Milwaukee Brewers

• You Don’t Have to Yelich
• Contreras to Popular Opinion
• You Get One Frelick
• Honey Nut Chourios
• Pip Pip Chourio
• Join the Monasterio
• Megill School of Success
• Head & Shoulders Woodruff Shampoo
• DL Hall, Attorney at Law
• Civale War
• Civale Union
• Empty Nestor
• Elvis Peguero Has Left the Building

Minnesota Twins

• Spastic Correa
• North (or South) Correa
• Brooks Was Here
• One Hundred Buxton
• To the Window, to the Wallner
• Jose Miranda Rights
• I See London, I See Ty France
• Horse Paddack
• See Ya Later, Harrison Bader
• Ober and Out
• Free Willi
• Duran, Duran
• Cole Sands of Time
• Julien Veggies

New York Mets

• Lindor Truffles
• Finding Nimmo
• Driving Me Baty
• Absolutely Baty
• Judge Soto, Mayor
• Marte Party
• Vientos: The Freshmaker
• Nobody’s Luisangel
• The Family Madrigal
• Hey Siri
• Sega Genesis Cabrera
• Let’s Senga Song

New York Yankees

• Judge Soto, Mayor
• Aaron Judge Reinhold
• Judge, Drury and Executioner
• Judge Stott Lest Ye Be Judged
• Check Out the Hook While DJ LeMahieu Revolves It
• Smooth Jazz
• Fried Chicken
• John Trent Grisham
• Stanton on Business
• We Dug Cole Together
• Cole Story, Bro
• And the Horse You Rodon
• Lee Harvey Oswald Peraza
• Cigarette Leiter
• Luke Dream Weaver
• Loaisiga with Meat Sauce
• Welcome Matzek

Philadelphia Phillies

• Judge Stott Lest Ye Be Judged
• Stott’s Tots
• Stump the Schwarber
• Hungry Schwarbers
• Trea Service
• Deep Fly by Castellanos
• He’s Not the Fakemuto
• Bohm Goes the Dynamite
• Marsh’s Hair
• Johannes Kepler
• 18 Wheeler
• Taijuan Mexico
• Strahmboli
• Orion’s Belt
• Captain Kerkering
• Parmesan Romano
• Brewster’s McMillons

Pittsburgh Pirates

• Paul Oneil Cruz
• Reynolds Wrap
• Bryan Reynolds and Lake Lively
• Ji is Bae
• OnlyPhams
• Pham, Bam, Thank You Ma’am
• Lisa and Joey Bart
• Joey Bart, Mall Cop
• Behind the Skenes
• Smells Like Skenes Spirit
• Snells Like Skenes Spirit
• Check Out the Hook While DJ Stewart Revolves It
• Going to Bednar
• Helen Keller
• Rainey Day
• If He Was the Closer, He’d Be Colin Saverman

Sacramento A’s

• Chesapeake Bay Esteury
• Tyler Soda Stream
• The Lawrence Butler Did It
• Shea Langeliers Stadium
• Gelof My Lawn
• Jeffrey Springs Water
• Funky Cold Medina
• County Leclerc
• JP Sears Roebuck

St. Louis Cardinals

• Contreras to Popular Opinion
• Chocolate Nootbaar
• Luken Baker, Texas
• Kilometers Mikolas
• Welcome Matz
• Pace Pallante
• Give Me Liberatore Or Give Me Death
• JoJo Siwa Romero

San Diego Padres

• Arraez and Grind
• Machado About Nothing
• Jackson Merrill Hoge
• Setting Up Campusano
• Freak in the Gavin Sheets
• Dylan Cease and Desist
• Yu the Man

San Francisco Giants

• Free Willy
• Three-Card LaMonte
• (Whispers) That’s Chappie
• You Have Chosen Brett Wisely
• Heliotcentric
• Hoo Lee Crap
• Patrick Bailey’s Irish Cream
• Webb of Lies
• Robbie Ray of Sunshine
• 50 Shades of Ray
• Alex P. Keaton Winn
• Peanut Butter and Hjelle

Seattle Mariners

• Raleigh Durham
• Mitch Better Have My Money
• Dylan Moore Beef Stew
• Kirby Vacuum Cleaner
• Brash Can
• Kowar, What Is It Good For
• Stylin’ and Profilin’ Bryan Woooooo
• Marge vs. the Monoraley

Tampa Bay Rays

• It’s My Yandy, and I Need It Lowe
• Hither and Yandy
• Morel Mushroom
• Help Me Aranda
• A Littell off the Top
• Rise of Taj Bradley
• Douglas Pete Fairbanks
• Edwin Uceta Bad Word

Texas Rangers

• Seager Beaver
• Jake Burger Helper
• Jake Burger and Fries
• Jungian Psychology
• Wyatt Earp
• Joc Strap
• Heim-lich Maneuver
• Duran Duran
• Wallace & deGromit
• Harold and Kumar Rocker
• I Shop at EovAldi
• Alan Danny Trejo
• Chris Martin and Coldplay
• Cigarette Leiter

Toronto Blue Jays

• Boba Fett Bo Bichette
• Son of a Bichette
• Captain Kirk
• Swanson TV Dinner
• Swansong
• Chris Bassitt Hound
• Honey Nut Berrios
• Myles Straw that Stirs the Drink
• Smart Alek Manoah

Washington Nationals

• Dylan Road Crews
• Keibert and Ernie
• Moises Alu
• Made of Stone Garrett