Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2024

Drafting players, setting lineups, working the waiver wire … it’s all hard. But the hardest part of the fantasy baseball season might be the first part: Your team name.

You want to be interesting. You don’t want to be too esoteric. You don’t want to have the default (my brother-in-law’s team name has been “Ric’s Rad Team” for years, and I want to fight him over it). You want to set the tone. It’s hard!

The FTN Fantasy team and I have spent the last week coming up with some of the best, worst and most eye-rolling team names for the 2024 season, and today I’m offering them up. There are over 200 name options below, sorted by team. Find your team, find your player, find your pun. You’ll probably want to tweet me to express the dad-joke-ness of some of them, and that’s fine, I wear my badge proudly. Some of these are great! Some probably aren’t. But there are a lot of options for you for 2023.

Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2023

Generic or Not Team-Specific

• WAR, What Is It Good For?
• OnlyPhams
• Elvis Andrus Has Left the Building
• Sippin’ on Gin Andrus
• Vottoerotic Asphyxiation
• Franchy Kiss
• Greinke and the Brain
• Aaron Loup Me In
• Body Odorizzi

Arizona Diamondbacks

• Smart Alek Thomas
• Joc Strap
• Ladies and Lourdes
• McCarthyism
• Gallen of Milk
• Merrill Lynch
• Was the Ginkel There?
• Who Pfaadted?
• Pfaadt Tuesday
• Go Forth and Mantiply
• Christmas Carroll
• Marte Party
• Pot Calling the Ketel Marte

Atlanta Braves

• Ronald McDonald
• Acuña Matata
• Wizard of Ozzie
• O-O-O-O Riley
• Spencer’s Gifts
• Fried Chicken
• Morton Salt
• Respect Your Elder
• Everything-Must-Go Sale
• Julio Iglesias
• What a Bummer
• Welcome Matzek

Baltimore Orioles

• No. 1 Gunnar
• Men Behaving Adley
• Cedric the Entertainer
• Storm the Mountcastle
• Holliday Season
• Burnes Treatment
• Burnes Notice
• Blue and Grayson
• Means Tested
• Cosmo Kremer
• Kanye and Kimbrel
• Not Brad, Just Bradish

Boston Red Sox

• Duran Duran
• Deverending Story
• Mi Casas Es Su Casas
• Mario and Yoshida
• Sixteen TONs
• Veronica Vaughn Grissom
• Reese’s Pieces
• Bottle of Dalbec
• Giolito Deck
• Chris Martin and Coldplay

Chicago Cubs

• Down on the Hoerner
• Around the Hoerner
• Happ-y Days
• Swansong
• Morel Mushroom
• Busch Lite
• Hither and Yan
• The Family Madrigal
• Wisdom of the Crowd
• Wisdom Tooth
• Canario in the Coal Mine
• Steele Driving Man
• Eagle’s Taillon
• Hendricks Lamar
• Wicks Vapo-Rub

Chicago White Sox

• No Pun Benintendi
• Veronica Andrew Vaughn
• Freak in the Gavin Sheets
• Pillar of the Community
• Dylan Cease and Desist
• Weird Flexen But OK
• Brebbia Is the Soul of Witt

Cincinnati Reds

• Steer the Car
• East India Company
• Back to Back, Elly to Elly
• Elly De La Snooze
• Marte Party
• Hunter Greene with Envy
• YOLO Lodolo
• ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUWXYZ (Noelvi)

Cleveland Guardians

• Stop Looking at Me Kwan
• Stop! Or My Kwan Will Shoot
• Who’s the Manzardo?
• Kilometers Straw
• Over the Hedges
• Florial Arrangement
• Bieber Mania
• Clase Is in Session

Colorado Rockies

• Alan Danny Trejo
• They’re Good Dogs, Brenton
• North Dakota Hudson
• South Dakota Hudson
• Back in Blach
• Funky Cold Molina
• Jake Bird is the Word
• Beedle the Bard

Detroit Tigers

• Spencer’s Gifts
• Mindy and Torkelson
• Too Much Torkelson
• Colt .45
• Skubal Diving
• Skubal Snacks
• Maeda Mistake
• Reese’s Pieces
• My Thighs Are Chafin

Houston Astros

• Bang the Trash Can Slowly
• New Pair of Yordans
• Kyle Tucker Must Die
• Chas Reinhold
• Beta Caratini
• Player Hader
• Elvis Pressly
• Bennett Sousaphone
• After These Messages, We’ll Bielak
• I See London, J.P. France

Kansas City Royals

• Brebbia Is the Soul of Witt
• Too Legit to Witt
• No, Not That Hunter Renfroe
• Kyle Isbel and the 400 Unit
• Freddy Felix Fermin
• House in the Hampsons
• We Dug Cole Together
• Wacha Wacha
• I Would Walk 500 Lyles
• General McArthur
• Will Smith, the Fresh Prince
• Brewsters McMillons
• Strattonmatic

Los Angeles Angels

• Tungsten Arm O’Doyle
• Fishing for Trout
• Drury Calls
• Rendonitis
• Come On Get O’Hoppe
• Cocker Schanuel
• Neto, Cool
• Show Me the Moniak
• Taylor Ward Cleaver
• Dude, You’re Getting Adell
• It’s Goin’ Down, I’m Adam Cimber
• Weekend at Rendon’s
• Achilles Rendon

Los Angeles Dodgers

• The Shohei Kid
• Matthew Stafford’s Childhood Friend
• Buehler? Buehler?
• Ask Your Doctor If Graterol Is Right for You
• Call JG Wentworth, 877-Glasnow
• Mario and Yoshinobu
• Barnes Door
• Lux Capacitor
• Lux Bonteri
• Bad Lux
• Emmet Sheehan’s Jug-Band Christmas
• Teoscar the Grouch
• Three Strikes You’re Outman
• Funky Muncy
• Place Your Betts
• Will Smith, the Fresh Prince

Miami Marlins

• Smooth Jazz
• Jake Burger Helper
• Berti and Ernie
• Arraez and Grind
• Danny Tanner Scott
• Hockey Puk
• Sixto By Nine
• January Sixto
• Sixto Sense

Milwaukee Brewers

• You Don’t Have to Yelich
• Contreras to Popular Opinion
• You Get One Frelick
• Free Willy
• Bowl of Chourios
• Honey Nut Chourios
• Join the Monasterio
• Wade Miley Cyrus
• Junis My Favorite Month
• Country Music Superstar Colin Rea
• Megill School of Success
• DL Hall, Attorney at Law

Minnesota Twins

• I Am Not Drinking Any Bleeping Margot
• Duran Duran
• Ober and Out
• Free Willi
• Kyle Farmer Tan
• To the Window, to the Wallner
• Carlos Santana, So Smooth
• Johannes Kepler
• Spastic Correa
• One Hundred Buxton
• Julien Veggies

New York Mets

• Finding Nimmo
• Lindor Truffles
• Check Out the Hook While DJ Stewart Revolves It
• Driving Me Baty
• See Ya Later, Harrison Bader
• Marte Party
• Ottavino Empire
• Marge vs. the Monoraley
• Bickford Tools
• Nobody’s Luisangel

New York Yankees

• Check Out the Hook While DJ Lemahieu Revolves It
• Judge Soto, Mayor
• Aaron Judge Reinhold
• Rizzo the Rat
• Ratso Rizzo
• John Trent Grisham
• Lee Harvey Oswald Peraza
• We Dug Cole Together
• And the Horse You Rodon
• Judge Stott Lest Ye Be Judged
• Loaisiga with Meat Sauce

Oakland A’s

• Chesapeake Bay Esteury
• Tyler Soda Stream
• F Murray Abraham Toro
• JP Sears Roebuck
• Funky Cold Medina
• You’ve Gott Mail
• Gelof My Lawn

Philadelphia Phillies

• Stump the Schwarber
• Trea Service
• Deep Fly by Castellanos
• Bohm Goes the Dynamite
• He’s Not the Fakemuto
• Jake Cave Drawings
• 18 Wheeler
• Judge Stott Lest Ye Be Judged
• Stott’s Tots
• Taijuan Mexico
• Seranthony Hopkins
• Strahmboli
• Orion’s Belt
• Hungry Schwarbers
• Marsh’s Hair

Pittsburgh Pirates

• Paul Oneil Cruz
• Reynolds Wrap
• Let’s Get Rowdy
• 100 Grand-al
• Ji is Bae
• Going to Bednar
• (Whispers) That’s Chappie

St. Louis Cardinals

• Chocolate Nootbaar
• Contreras to Popular Opinion
• Kilometers Mikolas
• Welcome Matz
• JoJo Siwa Romero
• Keynan and Kel
• Pace Pallante
• Luken Baker, Texas

San Diego Padres

• Machado About Nothing
• Profar, So Good
• Supermercado
• Yu the Man
• Woo-Suk Go Away
• Setting Up Campusano
• Jackson Merrill Hoge
• Fidel Locastro
• Kolek Call

San Francisco Giants

• Hoo Lee Crap
• Three Card LaMonte
• Soler Power
• Confortoble
• Patrick Bailey’s Irish Crème
• Otto Racing
• A.C. Austin Slater
• Webb of Lies
• Peanut Butter and Hjelle
• Cobb Salad
• Robbie Ray of Sunshine
• 50 Shades of Ray
• (Whispers) That’s Chappie

Seattle Mariners

• Raleigh Durham
• I See London, I See Ty France
• Marge vs. the Monoraley
• Kirby Vacuum Cleaner
• Brash Can
• Kowar, What Is It Good For
• Voth Kids
• Mitch Better Have My Money

Tampa Bay Rays

• It’s My Yandy, and I Need It Lowe
• Thanksgiving Day Paredes
• Help Me Aranda
• Siri to the Rescue
• Rene Pinto Beans
• Civale War
• Civale Union
• A Littell Off the Top
• Rise of Taj Bradley

Texas Rangers

• Jungian Psychology
• Heimlich Maneuver
• Wyatt Earp
• Duran Duran
• Kirby Vacuum Cleaners
• Seager Beaver

Toronto Blue Jays

• Boba Fett Bo Bichette
• Captain Kirk
• Chris Bassitt Hound
• Yusei Goodbye, I Say Hello
• Smart Alek Manoah
• Swanson TV Dinner
• Sega Genesis Cabrera

Washington Nationals

• Gallo’s Humor
• Keibert and Ernie
• Sixth Senzel
• Kieboom Goes the Dynamite
• Made of Stone Garrett
• Rainey Day
• Moises Alu
• Don’t Hassell the Hoff