Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2024

Drafting players, setting lineups, working the waiver wire … it’s all hard. But the hardest part of the fantasy baseball season might be the first part: Your team name.

You want to be interesting. You don’t want to be too esoteric. You don’t want to have the default (my brother-in-law’s team name has been “Ric’s Rad Team” for years, and I want to fight him over it). You want to set the tone. It’s hard!

The FTN Fantasy team and I have spent the last week coming up with some of the best, worst and most eye-rolling team names for the 2024 season, and today I’m offering them up. There are over 200 name options below, sorted by team. Find your team, find your player, find your pun. You’ll probably want to tweet me to express the dad-joke-ness of some of them, and that’s fine, I wear my badge proudly. Some of these are great! Some probably aren’t. But there are a lot of options for you for 2023.

Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2023

Generic or Not Team-Specific

WAR, What Is It Good For?
OnlyPhams
Elvis Andrus Has Left the Building
Sippin’ on Gin Andrus
Vottoerotic Asphyxiation
Franchy Kiss
Greinke and the Brain
Aaron Loup Me In
Body Odorizzi

Arizona Diamondbacks

Smart Alek Thomas
Joc Strap
Ladies and Lourdes
McCarthyism
Gallen of Milk
Merrill Lynch
Was the Ginkel There?
Who Pfaadted?
Pfaadt Tuesday
Go Forth and Mantiply
Christmas Carroll
Marte Party
Pot Calling the Ketel Marte

Atlanta Braves

Ronald McDonald
Acuña Matata
Wizard of Ozzie
O-O-O-O Riley
Spencer’s Gifts
Fried Chicken
Morton Salt
Respect Your Elder
Everything-Must-Go Sale
Julio Iglesias
What a Bummer
Welcome Matzek

Baltimore Orioles

No. 1 Gunnar
Men Behaving Adley
Cedric the Entertainer
Storm the Mountcastle
Holliday Season
Burnes Treatment
Burnes Notice
Blue and Grayson
Means Tested
Cosmo Kremer
Kanye and Kimbrel
Not Brad, Just Bradish

Boston Red Sox

Duran Duran
Deverending Story
Mi Casas Es Su Casas
Mario and Yoshida
Sixteen TONs
Veronica Vaughn Grissom
Reese’s Pieces
Bottle of Dalbec
Giolito Deck
Chris Martin and Coldplay

Chicago Cubs

Down on the Hoerner
Around the Hoerner
Happ-y Days
Swansong
Morel Mushroom
Busch Lite
Hither and Yan
The Family Madrigal
Wisdom of the Crowd
Wisdom Tooth
Canario in the Coal Mine
Steele Driving Man
Eagle’s Taillon
Hendricks Lamar
Wicks Vapo-Rub

Chicago White Sox

No Pun Benintendi
Veronica Andrew Vaughn
Freak in the Gavin Sheets
Pillar of the Community
Dylan Cease and Desist
Weird Flexen But OK
Brebbia Is the Soul of Witt

Cincinnati Reds

Steer the Car
East India Company
Back to Back, Elly to Elly
Elly De La Snooze
Marte Party
Hunter Greene with Envy
YOLO Lodolo
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUWXYZ (Noelvi)

Cleveland Guardians

Stop Looking at Me Kwan
Stop! Or My Kwan Will Shoot
Who’s the Manzardo?
Kilometers Straw
Over the Hedges
Florial Arrangement
Bieber Mania
Clase Is in Session

Colorado Rockies

Alan Danny Trejo
They’re Good Dogs, Brenton
North Dakota Hudson
South Dakota Hudson
Back in Blach
Funky Cold Molina
Jake Bird is the Word
Beedle the Bard

Detroit Tigers

Spencer’s Gifts
Mindy and Torkelson
Too Much Torkelson
Colt .45
Skubal Diving
Skubal Snacks
Maeda Mistake
Reese’s Pieces
My Thighs Are Chafin

Houston Astros

Bang the Trash Can Slowly
New Pair of Yordans
Kyle Tucker Must Die
Chas Reinhold
Beta Caratini
Player Hader
Elvis Pressly
Bennett Sousaphone
After These Messages, We’ll Bielak
I See London, J.P. France

Kansas City Royals

Brebbia Is the Soul of Witt
Too Legit to Witt
No, Not That Hunter Renfroe
Kyle Isbel and the 400 Unit
Freddy Felix Fermin
House in the Hampsons
We Dug Cole Together
Wacha Wacha
I Would Walk 500 Lyles
General McArthur
Will Smith, the Fresh Prince
Brewsters McMillons
Strattonmatic

Los Angeles Angels

Tungsten Arm O’Doyle
Fishing for Trout
Drury Calls
Rendonitis
Come On Get O’Hoppe
Cocker Schanuel
Neto, Cool
Show Me the Moniak
Taylor Ward Cleaver
Dude, You’re Getting Adell
It’s Goin’ Down, I’m Adam Cimber
Weekend at Rendon’s
Achilles Rendon

Los Angeles Dodgers

The Shohei Kid
Matthew Stafford’s Childhood Friend
Buehler? Buehler?
Ask Your Doctor If Graterol Is Right for You
Call JG Wentworth, 877-Glasnow
Mario and Yoshinobu
Barnes Door
Lux Capacitor
Lux Bonteri
Bad Lux
Emmet Sheehan’s Jug-Band Christmas
Teoscar the Grouch
Three Strikes You’re Outman
Funky Muncy
Place Your Betts
Will Smith, the Fresh Prince

Miami Marlins

Smooth Jazz
Jake Burger Helper
Berti and Ernie
Arraez and Grind
Danny Tanner Scott
Hockey Puk
Sixto By Nine
January Sixto
Sixto Sense

Milwaukee Brewers

You Don’t Have to Yelich
Contreras to Popular Opinion
You Get One Frelick
Free Willy
Bowl of Chourios
Honey Nut Chourios
Join the Monasterio
Wade Miley Cyrus
Junis My Favorite Month
Country Music Superstar Colin Rea
Megill School of Success
DL Hall, Attorney at Law

Minnesota Twins

I Am Not Drinking Any Bleeping Margot
Duran Duran
Ober and Out
Free Willi
Kyle Farmer Tan
To the Window, to the Wallner
Carlos Santana, So Smooth
Johannes Kepler
Spastic Correa
One Hundred Buxton
Julien Veggies

New York Mets

Finding Nimmo
Lindor Truffles
Check Out the Hook While DJ Stewart Revolves It
Driving Me Baty
See Ya Later, Harrison Bader
Marte Party
Ottavino Empire
Marge vs. the Monoraley
Bickford Tools
Nobody’s Luisangel

New York Yankees

Check Out the Hook While DJ Lemahieu Revolves It
Judge Soto, Mayor
Aaron Judge Reinhold
Rizzo the Rat
Ratso Rizzo
John Trent Grisham
Lee Harvey Oswald Peraza
We Dug Cole Together
And the Horse You Rodon
Judge Stott Lest Ye Be Judged
Loaisiga with Meat Sauce

Oakland A’s

Chesapeake Bay Esteury
Tyler Soda Stream
F Murray Abraham Toro
JP Sears Roebuck
Funky Cold Medina
You’ve Gott Mail
Gelof My Lawn

Philadelphia Phillies

Stump the Schwarber
Trea Service
Deep Fly by Castellanos
Bohm Goes the Dynamite
He’s Not the Fakemuto
Jake Cave Drawings
18 Wheeler
Judge Stott Lest Ye Be Judged
Stott’s Tots
Taijuan Mexico
Seranthony Hopkins
Strahmboli
Orion’s Belt
Hungry Schwarbers
Marsh’s Hair

Pittsburgh Pirates

Paul Oneil Cruz
Reynolds Wrap
Let’s Get Rowdy
100 Grand-al
Ji is Bae
Going to Bednar
(Whispers) That’s Chappie

St. Louis Cardinals

Chocolate Nootbaar
Contreras to Popular Opinion
Kilometers Mikolas
Welcome Matz
JoJo Siwa Romero
Keynan and Kel
Pace Pallante
Luken Baker, Texas

San Diego Padres

Machado About Nothing
Profar, So Good
Supermercado
Yu the Man
Woo-Suk Go Away
Setting Up Campusano
Jackson Merrill Hoge
Fidel Locastro
Kolek Call

San Francisco Giants

Hoo Lee Crap
Three Card LaMonte
Soler Power
Confortoble
Patrick Bailey’s Irish Crème
Otto Racing
A.C. Austin Slater
Webb of Lies
Peanut Butter and Hjelle
Cobb Salad
Robbie Ray of Sunshine
50 Shades of Ray
(Whispers) That’s Chappie

Seattle Mariners

Raleigh Durham
I See London, I See Ty France
Marge vs. the Monoraley
Kirby Vacuum Cleaner
Brash Can
Kowar, What Is It Good For
Voth Kids
Mitch Better Have My Money

Tampa Bay Rays

It’s My Yandy, and I Need It Lowe
Thanksgiving Day Paredes
Help Me Aranda
Siri to the Rescue
Rene Pinto Beans
Civale War
Civale Union
A Littell Off the Top
Rise of Taj Bradley

Texas Rangers

Jungian Psychology
Heimlich Maneuver
Wyatt Earp
Duran Duran
Kirby Vacuum Cleaners
Seager Beaver

Toronto Blue Jays

Boba Fett Bo Bichette
Captain Kirk
Chris Bassitt Hound
Yusei Goodbye, I Say Hello
Smart Alek Manoah
Swanson TV Dinner
Sega Genesis Cabrera

Washington Nationals

Gallo’s Humor
Keibert and Ernie
Sixth Senzel
Kieboom Goes the Dynamite
Made of Stone Garrett
Rainey Day
Moises Alu
Don’t Hassell the Hoff