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Drafting players, setting lineups, working the waiver wire … it’s all hard. But the hardest part of the fantasy football season might be the first part: Your team name.

 

You want to be interesting. You don’t want to be too esoteric. You don’t want to have the default (my brother-in-law’s team name has been “Ric’s Rad Team” for years, and I want to fight him over it). You want to set the tone. It’s hard!

The FTN Fantasy team and I have spent the last week coming up with some of the best, worst and most eye-rolling team names for the 2023 season, and today I’m offering them up. There are over 200 name options below, sorted by team. Find your team, find your player, find your pun. You’ll probably want to tweet me to express the dad-joke-ness of some of them, and that’s fine, I wear my badge proudly. Some of these are great! Some probably aren’t. But there are a lot of options for you for 2023.

Best Fantasy Football Team Names for 2023

Arizona Cardinals

  • Human Dortch
  • Always a McBridesmaid
  • Little Pascals
  • Colt 45
  • Name That Tune
  • Mayfields & McCoys
  • Keaontay’s Inferno
  • Kyler of Duty
  • Kyler Soze

Atlanta Falcons

  • Honey Bijan
  • Grey Poupon Bijan
  • Bijan for Men
  • Bed, Bath & Bijan (rich tapestry of Bijan Robinson puns out there)
  • Pitts & Giggles
  • Return of the Mack Hollins
  • My Other Brother KhaDarel
  • Drake London Bridge
  • That’s Not Your Cole, That’s MyCole
  • Bateman, Njoker and Ridder

Baltimore Ravens

  • April Showers Bring Zay Flowers
  • Zay It Ain’t So
  • I. Likely Score (or I. Likely Win)
  • Yippy Ky Yay Justin Tucker
  • Rashod Batman
  • Bateman, Njoker and Ridder
  • Do You Know What a Duvernay Is
  • Rockin’ Dobbins
  • Mon-Ken and Darby

Buffalo Bills

  • Captain James Cook
  • Fort Knox
  • Hardy Party
  • Shorter and Sweet
  • Billy Ray O’Cyrus
  • Your Bass Is Grass

Carolina Panthers

  • Mingo Starr
  • Evergreen Terrace
  • Microsoft Laviska
  • Shimp Fried Bryce
  • Chuba Bubba
  • Chubawumba
  • Hooked on a Thielen

Chicago Bears

  • Fields of Dreams
  • Check Out My Hook While DJ Revolves It
  • Full Mooney
  • Nathan’s Famous Peterman
  • Marcedes Benz
  • Robert Tonyan and His Big Blue Ox
  • Construction Foreman
  • D’Onta’s Inferno
  • High Velusity
  • Rainbow Herbert
  • 11 Herberts & Spices

Cincinnati Bengals

  • Unlimited Mixons
  • Catalina Wine Mixon
  • Can I Burrow $5?
  • Tyler Boyd Crowder
  • Trouble with the Irv

Cleveland Browns

  • Amari, Not Sorry
  • Demetric System
  • Ford Focus
  • Chubba Bubba
  • Chubbawumba
  • Bateman, Njoku and Ridder
 

Dallas Cowboys

  • Tapes & CeeDees
  • Baby Got Dak
  • The Empire Strikes Dak
  • Pollard Greens
  • Throwing Up Deuces
  • Too Many Cooks

Denver Broncos

  • Judge Jeudy
  • Dulcich Tones
  • Courtland By Marriott
  • Wilson, King of Prussia
  • Mims the Word
  • Fishing for Trautman
  • Real Time with Brett Maher

Detroit Lions

  • Amon Joy
  • Shot of Jameson
  • Jahmyr I Go Again on My Own
  • Jahmyr Gibbs Racing
  • Reynolds Wrap
  • Marvin Jones the Paranoid Android
  • What’s That Snell?

Green Bay Packers

  • Air Jordan Love
  • Do You Believe in Love
  • Jordan Love Don’t Cost a Thing
  • Cradle to the Musgrave
  • Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo?
  • Kraft Mac & Cheese
  • Sean Clifford the Big Red Dog

Houston Texans

  • Wisdom of the Stroud
  • Devin Dingleberry
  • Tank You Very Much
  • Nico Statute
  • Nico-la

Indianapolis Colts

  • American Pharaoh
  • The Constant Gardner
  • Smart Alec
  • Josh No First Downs/Josh Touch Downs
  • A Rolling Strachan Gathers No Moss

Jacksonville Jaguars

  • Etienne: The Extraterrestrial
  • Tank You Very Much
  • Zay It Ain’t So
  • Calvin Ridley’s Believe It or Not
  • Calvin Ridley Scott
  • The Trevor Lawrence Project

Kansas City Chiefs

  • Toney! Toni! Toné!
  • Toney & Clyde
  • Mahomes Depot
  • Jerick the Red
  • The Skyy’s the Limit
  • Apollo Creed Humphrey
  • (Ty) Chandler and (Justyn) Ross
  • The Butker Did It

Las Vegas Raiders

  • Garoppolo Shirt
  • Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Hoyer
  • Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
  • Mayer of Kingstown
  • Hula Hooper
  • Jakobi Meyers-Briggs
  • Davante’s Inferno

Los Angeles Chargers

  • Rainbow Herbert
  • 11 Herberts & Spices
  • Keenan & Ekel-er
  • Keenan & Kellen
  • Keenan & Kelley
  • The Kelley Blue Book
  • Dennis Ekelersley

Los Angeles Rams

  • Cam Akers
  • Stafford Infection
  • Sippy Kupp
  • Movin’ on Kupp
  • Stetson Hat
  • Puka Shell Necklace
  • Skowronekles of Narnia
  • Rypien on the Vine

Miami Dolphins

  • Ball and Achane
  • Oops! All Berrios
  • Tua Death Do Us Part
  • Tua for the Money
  • Tua Lipa
  • Waddle Service
  • The Robbie Chosen One

Minnesota Vikings

  • Les Cousins Dangereux
  • (Ty) Chandler and (Justyn) Ross
  • C.J. Ham Sandwich
  • Always a McBridesmaid
  • Air Jordan Addison

New England Patriots

  • Bad JuJu
  • Simon & Smith-Schuster
  • Mac Jones! Who?
  • Return of the Mac
  • Don’t Worry Be Zappe
  • Kendrick Bourne Identity
  • You Make Me Gesicki
  • DeVante’s Inferno
  • A Boat on Ryland

New Orleans Saints

  • The Floor Is Olave
  • Olave Maria
  • Digital Kamara
  • Double En-Kendre
  • The Sorcerer’s A. Prentice
  • Jameis Winston-Salem
  • Jameis Winston Cup

New York Giants

  • Not All Who Wan’Dale Are Lost
  • Sterling Silver
  • Jalin Hyatt Regency
  • Midnight in Parris
  • We’ll Always Have Parris
 

New York Jets

  • My Abanikanda Don’t Want None
  • Ray Zonovan
  • Cool Breece
  • Breece Hall & Oates
  • Try That in a Hall Town
  • Rodgers & Hardmanstein
  • Corn on the Cobb
  • Wilson, King of Prussia

Philadelphia Eagles

  • Clear Eyes, Full Hurts, Can’t Lose
  • Hurts Rental Car
  • Quez Caught It
  • Don’t Gain Poor, Gainwell
  • Great Boston Scott!
  • Barbie & Ken Gainwell

Pittsburgh Steelers

  • Pickett Line
  • Slim Pickens
  • No Risk It, No Trubiskit
  • French Freiermuth
  • Na Na Na Na Na Najee
  • Diontae’s Inferno

San Francisco 49ers

  • Down & Purdy
  • Purdy Love
  • Save the Last Lance
  • Hey, You, Stay off of McCloud
  • Tyrion Lannister Davis-Price

Seattle Seahawks

  • Sip of Charbonnet
  • Fine Bottle of Charbonnet
  • I’m Sorry Smith Jaxon
  • DKNY
  • Metcalf Me in Vegas
  • Lockett Up
  • Human Geno Project
  • DeeJay Does Dallas
  • Barbie & Ken Walker

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

  • Picking C. Otton
  • Stairway to Evans
  • Curtis Baker Mayfield
  • Godwin’s Law
  • Mayfields & McCoys
  • No Questions Trasked

Tennessee Titans

  • Live in Levis
  • Whatchu Talkin’ About Willis
  • Chig Time
  • Thingamachig

Washington Commanders

  • Thursten Howell III
  • You Sly Dog
  • McLaurin Automotive
  • Everything Pops with Pringle
  • Jahan & Jacoby
  • Dax A.A. Milne
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